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“Emily, your bracelet looks very pretty.”
- Mama, noticing Emily wearing one of her Christmas presents

“Thank you. I like it because it’s diamonds.”
- Emily, politely but incorrectly

“Actually, I think it’s probably crystals.”
- Mama, not entirely certain that it’s not plastic

“Well, Amanda’s bracelet is diamonds.”
- Emily, determined to find diamonds somewhere

“NO! It’s RECTANGLES!”
- Amanda, who knows her shapes, if not her imitation precious stones…

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“Gram-gram got me a pair of shoes… gram-gram got me a pair of shoes…”
- Mama, singing her intention to use a Christmas check for weighted work-out shoes she’s wanted.

“Parrot juice?”
- Emily, from across the room, wondering why anyone would ever want to buy that!

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